Best warning any car could give.
10 August 2009
05 August 2009
Card Games : Munchkin
KILL THE MONSTERS. STEAL THE TREASURE. STAB YOUR BUDDY.
Munchkin is like your normal D&D without all that tedious rules. Character creation takes less that 5 seconds. I kid you not.
It is straightforward and the rules are quite whacky to say the least. Things like “you can intercept your friend’s victory dance after he has killed a monster in 2.6 seconds” or “you can steal your enemy’s items when he is laughing and not looking” are some of the things you can expect from this game.
How this game works is, for every monster you kill you go up a level.
“Wannabe Vampire” are just one of the many types of monsters you’d be facing in the dungeon.
You win the game when you hit level 10. Easy, no? Oh I forgot to mention that you can actually backstab your friends (in 2.6 seconds hehe) with items like..
All in all I give this game a 4/5 stars. I can pack in hours of fun with friends and families.
If any of you readers want to have a game or two with me, just drop me a comment and I’ll see what I can arrange. Taaa!
Don’t miss anymore of my updates on this blog. Click HERE!
New Look
I'm back with a bang. So far 2009 hasn't been productive for my blog. But now I'm back with a new look and ready to update this little corner of net space. Stay tune :)
22 February 2009
Men Think With Head, Woman With Heart
Dear readers, if you have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart this is a great example. And oldie but a goodie.
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHA T??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
Subscribe to my RSS feed by clicking this link for updates :)
19 February 2009
Dumb Drivers #3
How I ask can you messed something like this up. I hope you are blind so I'd excuse you. But if you are not. You must be the stupidest, inconsiderate, ass hole of the century to take up two handicap parking space!!! Ladies and gentleman car number is WPK6393
11 December 2008
You Remember This Shit?
Milli Vanilli man, damn.
Hahahahhaha, Sorry Milli Vanilli fans, this is just too funny man.
06 December 2008
This Is Not Safe For Deiving
Driving one sunny day, this caught me off guard!
Not clear enough? Your loveable host drove really close and got a better picture, scroll down.
I don't know how safe this shit is man.
03 December 2008
Obese Dog!
So I was in the car with my friend Dennis driving around Damai area and I caught a glimpse of this wild boar-looking dog! At first I thought it was a boar, and then realized it was a dog when we drove up to it. I mean, what do you have to eat as an animal to get to that size. This dog here clearly looks like a stray dog and from my understanding stray dogs are skinny like Utopian kids.
28 November 2008
How To Be Dead?
I've always loved this song by Snow Patrol. But I never actually look at the lyrics before. After checking it out this afternoon, I felt like, shit, this is such a hope-giving song. Such a masterpiece.
To bad they don't have a music video for this song but still, enjoy.
Please don't go crazy, if I tell you the truth
No you don't know what happened
And you never will if
You don't listen to me while I talk to the wall
This blanket is freezing, it's been out in the hall
Where you've had me for hours
Till I'm sure what I want
But darling I want the same thing that I wanted before
So sweetheart tell me what's up I won't stop no way
Please keep your hands down
And stop raising your voice
It's hardly what I'd be doing if you gave me a choice
It's a simple suggestion can you give me sometime
So just say yes or no
Why can't you shoulder the blame
Coz both my shoulders are heavy
From the weight of us both
You're a big boy now so let's not talk about growth
You've not heard a single word I have said...
Oh, my God
Please take it easy it can't all be my fault
I haven't made half the mistakes
That you've listed so far
Oh baby let me explain something
It's all down to drugs
At least I remember taking the and not a lot else
It seems I've stepped over lines
You've drawn again and again
But if the ecstacy's in the wit is definitely out
Dr. Jekyll is wrestling Hyde for my pride
24 November 2008
Football Manager 2009!
Yes! Oh my lovely Football Manager 2009 is out and I'm religiously playing it at the moment. Friend and family, I'm sorry if I can't make it to events for at least 1 month. You have to understand this addiction of mine. :P
FM2009 Trailer.
The greatest job on earth. Indeed.
08 November 2008
Halloween Aftermath. Rainer's Mayhem.
I just got pictures from the recent Halloween party I attended in Jade. It was awesome. It was my second Halloween party ever.
Anyways, I went as a "Serial Killer cum Rapist" yeah and it was all good. I played my character well I guess, but only towards the end of the night I let it slide. Was getting to drunk to rape/kill anyone.
THE LADIES
L to R : V.A [Zombie French Maid], Irtea [Black Witch], Clarisa [Killer Bunny], Cheryl [Count Lyrehc]
L to R : Jacq [French Maid], Avril [Red Riding Hood], Beryl [Teacher]
Jacq and V.A doing a Good version vs Evil version of French Maids
Audrey, Cabrine, [Don't know your name], Fara, Julia
Other People in their Costumes
Osama Bin Flammin`
Osama bin Smoking and DinoPirate
Serial Killer/Rapist , DinoPirate!, Fara the She-Devil, and Julian [as???]
Serial Killer/Rapist, Ken as Ken!, Denis bin Osama, DinoPirate
Serial Killer / Serial Rapist
And after a long day of killing. I like to skin them alive and taste their very flesh.
05 November 2008
Girls In Boxing Gloves
I took up boxing recently and I find that I kinda like it. When I punch the bag I feel alive. It's like if I get pissed off by a friend or a colleague from work, I imagine that the bag is the person I'm pissed at. BOOM BOOM BOOM.
But what I really want to talk about is girls in boxing gloves. I find it sexy man. Yeah. Why? I do not know why. Maybe its the idea of them having something large on their hands :P
But what I really want to talk about is girls in boxing gloves. I find it sexy man. Yeah. Why? I do not know why. Maybe its the idea of them having something large on their hands :P
This is Shannon O'Connell, an Australian Boxer. Not quite sure what division she's in but she can spar with me any day, and I'll take the hits. :)
That's it for now, don't forget to rate this post! thanks!
31 October 2008
Mr. Bartender, Mr.DJ?
Another sheet from work. Why was I not informed about such service on the work site?
By the way, it is suppose to be "Bar Bender". I'll leave you with a video from Sugar Ray titled "Mr. Bartender"
29 October 2008
Reload Your Nipple.
Recently I posted "Rainer is going to pierce his right nipple next month" on my Facebook status. A friend had a little chat with me on FB and asked me this knockout of a question.
25 October 2008
Movie : The Coffin
One advice, DON'T WATCH THIS CRAP ASS OF A MOVIE. I was waiting for a kicker / twist at the end but I got bored 20 minutes into the movie! I kept saying "Oh My God this movie sucks". No one made a fuss of my asshole-ness so I guess everyone was feeling the same way.
Title: The Coffin โลงต่อตาย
Director: Eakkachai Aueklongdhram
Release Date in Thailand: 21st August 2008
Official Website: www.lhongtortai.com
Many Thai people believe that lying down in a coffin is a part of the death-before-dying ritual to prolong one’s life by playing dead. Chris (Ananda Everingham), an architect who is extremely claustrophobic but with hope to lengthen his girlfriend’s (Aki Shibuya)life, Chris decides to overcome his fear by being in the coffin. Zoe (Karen Mok), a nutritionist, takes care of her health religiously. However, only 2 weeks before marrying her fiancé (Andrew Lin), Zoe finds out that she’s in the final stage of lung cancer. Zoe then runs away to Thailand and discovers the coffin ceremony and decides to participate in order to save her own life. Chris and Zoe are confronted by a series of paranormal and terrifying incidents. Both might have to sacrifice their lives to unfold the truth.
09 October 2008
Vibrator Poker, Sweet.
I was looking through list of items on a machinery sheet when I came across a "Vibrator Poker". I was giggling and thought to myself, what the hell could this be? I've never seen one so I can't explain to you my ever so faithful readers what the hell it is.
Okay thanks to a friend I found out what it actually looks like. 
Doesn't the tip remind you of something?
Subscribe to my blog for more updates by clicking this link :)
02 October 2008
How Gmail Is Dramatic
First of all, sorry to whoever got "punk'd" in the last post, thanks for trusting me enough to click my links, and no it did not put anyone's computer into "hang" mode. You just have to know how to exit from it :). You have to admit, at the end of the day everyone had a good laugh and if you didn't, you're a sad sad soul with no humor. Heh.
I mean like, "delete forever" isn't that a bit too dramatic. As if "delete permanently" is not serious enough. They had to involve certain elements of emotions. Let's see other meanings for the word "forever" :-
Forever = everlastingly, eternally, evermore, perpetually, ceaselessly....
Shit, I can create a song using these words.
Before I go, Selamat Hari Raya to my Muslim friends out there!
23 September 2008
This Will Brighten Your Tuesday Up!
Short entry up front. I'm actually at work, no wait, I'm actually having my lunch break. Taking this opportunity to blog about something crazy.
If you have the time please help me stop all terrorist acts. As we all know, these acts has gone out of hand and people should practice the art of "BROTHERLY LOVE". [P/s Click on link to learn more about this, don't be surprised, brings tears to the eyes. Like seriously. Bad or good, you decide.]
Otherwise everything will go down to flames.
But seriously, people should be more aware of their everyday actions. Don't you realize that if you middle fingered a waiter early in the morning, and really meant it, he might be pissed and do it to the next guy that pisses him off. The next guy will carry this on because it isn't cool to be middle fingered at. This will continue until it reaches somewhere or someone in the middle east causing wars.
"Ackhmed, I need you to be a suicide bomber, that infidel in camouflage overalls middle fingered me!"
or
"Corporal Adams! Are you going to take that from a terrorist? Never mind what they did to us on 9/11. They middle fingered Lady Liberty!!"
All this is in the name of fun. Don't get all menstrual on me.
Subscribe to this blog to find out what tickles me about Gmail in the next post!
22 September 2008
Day 2 without Nicotine
It is official! I'm dying.
Recently I've made up my mind to stop smoking. It's only day two and I think I'm slowly dying. What happens is the body reacts to the need of nicotine, and since I'm going cold turkey my body is with really taking the massive beating from this need. WISH ME LUCK. I really wanna quit cause I want to have extra $$ :)
Recently I've made up my mind to stop smoking. It's only day two and I think I'm slowly dying. What happens is the body reacts to the need of nicotine, and since I'm going cold turkey my body is with really taking the massive beating from this need. WISH ME LUCK. I really wanna quit cause I want to have extra $$ :)
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)