Showing posts with label Lifestyle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lifestyle. Show all posts

19 February 2009

Dumb Drivers #3

How I ask can you messed something like this up. I hope you are blind so I'd excuse you. But if you are not. You must be the stupidest, inconsiderate, ass hole of the century to take up two handicap parking space!!! Ladies and gentleman car number is WPK6393

 

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14 September 2008

Malaysian Drivers : The Cut Across

If there is one thing that pisses me off, is the way MOST Malaysian drive. In this particular "rant" I'm going to demonstrate "The Cut Across". A skill only made available to stupid drivers.

A recent driving seminar I attended uncovered that majority of women do "The Cut Across" (TCA). That's not the real name for it, it's just something I came up with. Before you girls say, "Oi Rainer, that's bloody sexists!" Keep your panties on, the driving seminar was conducted by a trained female defensive driver. FEMALE.

Where was I? The percentage of people doing TCA on the road on a daily basis is a whopping 58% and a 30% of that amount are women. I don't have anything against female drivers. I JUST HATE STUPID DRIVERS. Some guys make worst drivers too.

Anyway, here are some pictures I came up with to explain what is a TCA.


The red car is someone who is about to come out of a junction 2 to 3 lanes away.

 
This is where the guy in the green car brakes, honks shouts random swear words that you didn't even know existed.


The worst thing about this is, the guy in the red car wouldn't even look behind, raise a hand and say sorry. He will just take peek, into the rear view mirror. Guy in the green car will take this opportunity to give the "peace sign/ index finger down".

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25 June 2008

Good Morning Nation, Why So Serious?

I was swarmed with complaints from friends and family about the "fuel strike" rumor. I mean didn't most of you vote for this? There were long lines again outside of petrol kiosks. Me and Dennis just hung out at EZway after work and waited for the whole mumbo jumbo to die down.

Since you voted for this, I just wanted to say, Well Done Nation, WHY SO SERIOUS?

 

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04 June 2008

People That Pissed Me Off Today

I hate people with no consideration. I mean it is bad enough that most Malaysian are bad drivers, now I have to put up with stupid inconsiderate a-holes like these. . .


Sorry for the quality, my N70 has its limitations. 

Yeah this was what it looked like this afternoon. I was on my way out to lunch and I was stuck in a 40 minute jam! W.T.F man. So, I was pissed right? RIGHT? As I inched closer and closer, no wait, as I centimeter-ed myself closer to the cause of all this hell, I cussed all kinds of cuss words. I ran out of them.


Couldn't get a steady shot here. Driving BAH.

It's A-Holes like this make me want to become a road bully. There was a lot of space beside the left lane [emergency lane, well sort of] and they can't even move their bloody cars to that space. I don't care if it is an accident or not. You EFFIN' move biatch!!!!!!

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21 May 2008

Digi vs Celcom = ?

The ongoing battle between telecommunication providers has reached to a ridiculous state. Subscribers don't even know what they're getting themselves into anymore with all the "friends and family", low sms charges, and packages that are just plain confusing.

This here is shut all of that out.

Naeh, these videos are meant to be funny. Who ever takes these videos seriously are meant to be smothered in clown poo.

 

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16 May 2008

Closest Thing To An Iron Man Suit

EVERY SINGLE BOY who watched Iron Man wanted to be him. I remember growing up and always wished I was Iron Man. Yes, I was never a Spiderman, Batman or Superman fan.

My dreams are one step closer now that Cyberdyne created a HAL exoskeleton.

 
They should use another male model though.

"Using sensors attached to the skin, the suit supposedly moves effortlessly with your muscles and it has the capability of increasing your strength up to 10 times the norm. It also has a continuous operating time of about 2 hours and 40 minutes."



You can rent this suit for a $1000/month which includes $300 for maintenance and upgrades. At the moment it is not for sale (what!? why!?), we'll just have to wait for further updates on this suit.

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24 April 2008

How To Save Money With A Piggy Bank

Or in this case, a BanClock.

For about 5985 Yen you too can own this one of a kind clock which in my opinion will help you save money in a long run.

Banclock will not quit screaming unless you feed it's appetite for coins. That right, SCREAMS. I suppose this is a good training for when you want to have a toddler. I'm not sure what is the interval for it to start screaming, but just imagine waking up at night feeding a baby. This how it must feel like.

Either way, it sure is a good way to save money cause you'll be like "It's coming to 3pm! I need to get me some coins!!". What happens when you run out of coins? Get ready to endure long painful hours of irritating noise, or you could always unplug the coin box.


The many colours of Banclock. I personally think the red one is sexy.

Thanks to Impedius for pointing this video out to me :)

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02 April 2008

Enough With Sufiah Yusof / Shilpa Lee!

Frankly, I'm sick and tired of all this Sufiah Yusof / Shilpa Lee hype. I mean after spending the whole night looking for her "exclusive" pictures and videos, (that's right, don't pretend that you didn't as well!) I stumbled upon nearly 30 different sites with the same content.

Almost every site was a carbon copy of the other, with slight (and I do mean SLIGHT) changes here and there.

What sickens me the most is that people are sympathetic towards her, and angry towards her father. Come on, just because her dad pushed her to study hard doesn't mean you have to rebel and become a hooker. If this was the case, Malaysia would be swarming with gigolos and prostitutes.


How the media portray Mr. Yusof.

If you're representing your country in the 100m dash and your coach is a pain in the ass that pushes you to train hard, you don't say "Aww screw this, I'm going to be a hooker! That'll show you!"

If anything I say she just wanted to blame someone or something in case she didn't make it. Call me ruthless but this is the cold hard world we live in. What I'm trying to say here is that all of these was her choice.

Want to blame someone? Blame the media for blowing this out of proportion. She may have charged £130 for her services, but after this media frenzy, she just as well charge more for her celebrity status.


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