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02 October 2008

How Gmail Is Dramatic

First of all, sorry to whoever got "punk'd" in the last post, thanks for trusting me enough to click my links, and no it did not put anyone's computer into "hang" mode. You just have to know how to exit from it :). You have to admit, at the end of the day everyone had a good laugh and if you didn't, you're a sad sad soul with no humor. Heh.

I mean like, "delete forever" isn't that a bit too dramatic. As if "delete permanently" is not serious enough. They had to involve certain elements of emotions. Let's see other meanings for the word "forever" :-

Forever = everlastingly, eternally, evermore, perpetually, ceaselessly....

Shit, I can create a song using these words.

Before I go, Selamat Hari Raya to my Muslim friends out there!

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23 September 2008

This Will Brighten Your Tuesday Up!

Short entry up front. I'm actually at work, no wait, I'm actually having my lunch break. Taking this opportunity to blog about something crazy.

If you have the time please help me stop all terrorist acts. As we all know, these acts has gone out of hand and people should practice the art of "BROTHERLY LOVE". [P/s Click on link to learn more about this, don't be surprised, brings tears to the eyes. Like seriously. Bad or good, you decide.]

Otherwise everything will go down to flames.

But seriously, people should be more aware of their everyday actions. Don't you realize that if you middle fingered a waiter early in the morning, and really meant it, he might be pissed and do it to the next guy that pisses him off. The next guy will carry this on because it isn't cool to be middle fingered at. This will continue until it reaches somewhere or someone in the middle east causing wars.

"Ackhmed, I need you to be a suicide bomber, that infidel in camouflage overalls middle fingered me!"

or

"Corporal Adams! Are you going to take that from a terrorist? Never mind what they did to us on 9/11. They middle fingered Lady Liberty!!"

All this is in the name of fun. Don't get all menstrual on me.

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09 May 2008

How To Score Dates On Facebook's Sparkey

Sparkey, now this is an application that I love to play around with. It gets you dates (if candidates are within your region) and you also get to see what type of people are into you. It's a good application to mess around with when you're uber bored.

We all know there are more prettier gals out there than there are good looking men. Right? Stop being in denial. Anyhoo, I decided to conduct a research on how to get a perfect score on Sparkey.

How it works is that Sparkey puts up a picture of the opposite sex and asks you "Would You Date ______?" You have 3 options to click which are Yes (let her know), Yes (anonymous) or No. After that you have a choice to leave a reason for wanting to date her or just skip that phase.

After going through hundreds of profile, I've come to the conclusion that you would get reasonable "hits" if you have a pretty face. That's a no brainer there. But if you want hardcore hits, you've got to show some boobage. Yes, ladies you've got to show some milk bags to get a perfect score. Here are some examples.

Boobage presence but not enough. No perfect score.

265/265. That is a perfect score. See where I'm going with this?

Another perfect score. 104/104

And last but not least. My favourite out of this research.

Honestly, I clicked on YES to want to date her. I stated "Sweet Looks" as my reason for wanting to. Her boobage didn't catch my attention, but her stunning looks did. Another perfect score 380/380.