10 August 2009

05 August 2009

Situations That can Cause Someone to Suffer From Stroke



I would go INSANE.


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Card Games : Munchkin


Munchkin is like your normal D&D without all that tedious rules. Character creation takes less that 5 seconds. I kid you not.

One of the many Classes you can pretend to be. 


It is straightforward and the rules are quite whacky to say the least. Things like “you can intercept your friend’s victory dance after he has killed a monster in 2.6 seconds” or “you can steal your enemy’s items when he is laughing and not looking” are some of the things you can expect from this game.

How this game works is, for every monster you kill you go up a level.

“Wannabe Vampire” are just one of the many types of monsters you’d be facing in the dungeon.


You win the game when you hit level 10. Easy, no? Oh I forgot to mention that you can actually backstab your friends (in 2.6 seconds hehe) with items like..


All in all I give this game a 4/5 stars. I can pack in hours of fun with friends and families.

If any of you readers want to have a game or two with me, just drop me a comment and I’ll see what I can arrange. Taaa!


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I'm back with a bang. So far 2009 hasn't been productive for my blog. But now I'm back with a new look and ready to update this little corner of net space. Stay tune :)

22 February 2009

Men Think With Head, Woman With Heart

Dear readers, if you have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart this is a great example. And oldie but a goodie.

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHA T??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

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19 February 2009

Dumb Drivers #3

How I ask can you messed something like this up. I hope you are blind so I'd excuse you. But if you are not. You must be the stupidest, inconsiderate, ass hole of the century to take up two handicap parking space!!! Ladies and gentleman car number is WPK6393


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